Hello there kids,
I am currently in the Throes of Week Long Hospital Orientation, hence the continued silence.
Start in the ED on Saturday!
Guess who’s going to be traveling?
Hint: it’s me.
Hopefully this will kindle some excellent new stories, as I’ve been a bit fuzzy in the brain lately and obviously this has impaired my wits a bit. Stress from deliberate understaffing plus real life ridiculousness can do that, I guess.
Stay tuned to this space for The Adventures of Rescue Ninja: Traveler’s Edition!
CC: “Arm under my kinney.”
As written on the sign-in sheet:
- Broke ankel
- Stranged ankle
- Stomache pan
- Insion pain
Maybe it’s where I live, or perhaps it’s just that people in general don’t give a damn about their education anymore… but spelling/grammar errors on sign-in sheets really irk me. Here’s a few gems from the last few weeks:
- testikal pain
- chess pain and breath
- adomal pane
- spidet bite
- soar throt
- feet swole
- car acident
As written on the sign in sheet:
“Breaking out and breaking bad”
Me: What surgeries have you had in the past?
Patient’s husband: Well she had both eyes operated on once when her diabetes was leaking out into them. They had to go in and cauterize it.