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December 4, 2015 / rescueninja

I Am Not Dead Yet

Hello all,

So. I started traveling. I hated it. Now I’m doing it again because I need money, but in my home state so I can go home on my off days. Seems to be working better thus far! Once I collect my thoughts I’ll post some stories from the last few assignments. :)

 

So here’s a chief complaint to kick off the new era!

Patient who had been taking a medication to quit smoking, wanted to know why they hadn’t actually stopped smoking yet. Had not attempted to wean in a month. I guess this person didn’t understand the concept of weaning. And also free will. Oops.

July 23, 2014 / rescueninja

Orientation

Hello there kids,

I am currently in the Throes of Week Long Hospital Orientation, hence the continued silence.

Start in the ED on Saturday!

July 12, 2014 / rescueninja

Time for a Change

Guess who’s going to be traveling?

Hint: it’s me.

 

Hopefully this will kindle some excellent new stories, as I’ve been a bit fuzzy in the brain lately and obviously this has impaired my wits a bit. Stress from deliberate understaffing plus real life ridiculousness can do that, I guess.

 

Stay tuned to this space for The Adventures of Rescue Ninja: Traveler’s Edition!

June 21, 2014 / rescueninja

…What.

CC: “Arm under my kinney.”

March 15, 2014 / rescueninja

Spellin’ (Part 2)

As written on the sign-in sheet:

– Feng

– Broke ankel

– Sleasiures

– Seezures

– Stranged ankle

– Stomache pan

– Insion pain

March 6, 2014 / rescueninja

Spellin’

Maybe it’s where I live, or perhaps it’s just that people in general don’t give a damn about their education anymore… but spelling/grammar errors on sign-in sheets really irk me. Here’s a few gems from the last few weeks:

– testikal pain
– chess pain and breath
– adomal pane
– intergastrikis
– spidet bite
– diarea
– soar throt
– feet swole
– car acident
– headak
– insomia

August 16, 2013 / rescueninja

Chief Complaint of the Night

As written on the sign in sheet:

“Breaking out and breaking bad”

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